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Monday, 16 March 2020

new parrot

𝔸 man buys a parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and getting nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and throws it into the freezer to teach him a lesson.

He hears the bird screeching for a few minutes, then total silence.

He opens the freezer door and the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I’m sorry if I offended you, I humbly ask for your forgiveness."

The man says, "Well, that's okay. I forgive you."

The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"


We say, "If you don't mind my + "noun" or "verb-ing". This is because we mind something, which is why we need either a noun (something) or a gerund (something). A gerund is a verb ending in "-ing" that is used like a noun. I sometimes refer to the gerund as a "nom-verbal". Look at the following sentences. In each case both are correct English. To answer positively, we say "No, I don't", which tells the speaker that they can go ahead and smoke. If we don't want them to smoke we should say "Yes, I do". Which means "yes, I mind". Which means "Please don't smoke".


Minding a gerund Minding a verb
Do you mind my smoking? Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind my telling you something? Do you mind if I tell you something?
Do you mind his coming with us? Do you mind if he comes with us?
If you don't mind my asking... I hope you don't mind if I ask...
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