𝔸 young man goes into a chemist's to buy condoms.
The chemist tells him that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12, and asks which one the young man would like.
"Well," he says, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out."
"And I have a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
The chemist smiles wryly.
The young man continues, "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the pack of 12." He makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but then continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were so religious."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me your father was a chemist."
Pharmacist in North America, chemist everywhere else. Notice the "apostrophe s" in "chemist's". If you remember, the apostrophe s corresponds to "chez". Example: "I can't talk now, I'm at the doctor's!"
Reminder: "Condoms" is the standard word. The slang word is "rubbers", and the elevated language word is "French letters."
The chemist tells him that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12, and asks which one the young man would like.
"Well," he says, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out."
"And I have a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
The chemist smiles wryly.
The young man continues, "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the pack of 12." He makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but then continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were so religious."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me your father was a chemist."
Pharmacist in North America, chemist everywhere else. Notice the "apostrophe s" in "chemist's". If you remember, the apostrophe s corresponds to "chez". Example: "I can't talk now, I'm at the doctor's!"
Reminder: "Condoms" is the standard word. The slang word is "rubbers", and the elevated language word is "French letters."
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