outlaws

𝕋he difference between in-laws and outlaws is that outlaws are wanted, dead or alive.

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Wanted is used in its two meanings here: the law wants to arrest a criminal, and a lover wants to see their sweetheart. The joke hinges on that.

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resemblances

𝔹roccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: And I look just like an umbrella!

Walnut: And me exactly like a brain.

Banana: Can we change the subject please?

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illness

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only ten to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, ten... ten what? Months? Weeks? Days?"

Doctor: "Nine..."

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It seems to me that the word illness is the most serious when we speak about a malady. I'd say that, from least serious to most serious they are ailment (a headache) ↗ sickness (the flu) ↗ illness (cancer).

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grandfather

My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep...

...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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I don't know about you... but this simple joke just cracks me up

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fancy things

𝕄other: "How was school today, Mikey?"

Michael: "It was really great mom! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Wow, they do very fancy things with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Michael: "What school?"

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