A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a
Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my
mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'"
"But instead I said: 'You
old hag, you've completely ruined my life!'"
Your in-laws are the family of your
spouse. Individually, though, they could be your:
Who | What |
Brother-in-law
Father-in-law
Sister-in-law
Daughter-in-law
Son-in-law
Co-sister
Co-brother |
the brother of your spouse
the father of your spouse
the sister of your spouse
the wife of your child
the husband of your child
the wife of your husband's brother
the husband of your wife's sister
|
The speaker in the joke above says (s)he
was having dinner. This is what I call
the alibi tense because it's the tense you would use if the police wanted to know where you were when a crime was committed. Some refer to it as
the interrupted tense because we use it to show that another action happened during it. In other words, it is an action that continued before and after another action.
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