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Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman A PERSON FROM WALES , a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinean, a Dane A PERSON FROM DENMARK , an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard A PERSON FROM SPAIN , a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole A PERSON FROM POLAND , a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn A PERSON FROM FINLAND , a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk ...

Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer Betty Williams worked in an office downtown IN THE CITY CENTRE . She usually went for a walk in the park during her lunch hour. Almost every day she saw an old man who was always in the park, sitting on the same bench LONG SEAT FOR SEVERAL PEOPLE . He had white hair and a long white beard HAIR ON THE CHIN AND CHEEKS , as well as a very contented HAPPY AND SATISFIED expression. She sometimes nodded to him SHE SOMETIMES MOVED HER HEAD TO GREET HIM or said hello, and he always smiled back happily. One day, she decided to stop and chat SPEAK IN A FRIENDLY WAY with him. "Excuse me," said Betty, "I often see you here. You always seem very cheerful HAPPY AND POSITIVE and you’re never sick! What’s your secret for a long and happy life?" "My secret?" the old man asked, smiling at her. "I don’t have a secret SOMETHING HI...

Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer An attorney LAWYER OR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE named Johan telephoned and requested to speak with his client, a wealthy VERY RICH art collector. “Pieter,” he said, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The collector sighed BREATHED OUT HEAVILY TO SHOW DISAPPOINTMENT . “Johan, I’ve had a truly rotten day VERY BAD DAY . Please, let’s hear the good news first.” “Well,” the lawyer PERSON WHO PRACTISES LAW said, “I met with your wife today. She informed me that she invested only €5,000 in two remarkable pictures—ones she believes could fetch SELL FOR A PRICE between €15 and €20 million. And honestly TRUTHFULLY , I think she might be correct.” Pieter’s mood brightened BECAME HAPPIER . “That’s fantastic! My wife is an exceptional businesswoman. You’ve truly turned my day around MADE MY DAY MUCH BETTER . Now, I believe I can handle DEAL WITH ...

Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer A woman goes to the doctor's, worried about her husband's temper MOOD OR EMOTIONAL STATE . The doctor asks, "What is the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I do not know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper BECOME ANGRY SUDDENLY for no reason. It scares me IT MAKES ME AFRAID ." The doctor says, "I have a solution for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry FEELING OR SHOWING STRONG UNHAPPINESS OR ANNOYANCE , just take a glass of water and start swishing MOVING LIQUID AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH WITHOUT SWALLOWING it in your mouth. Just swish MOVE LIQUID AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH and swish, but do not swallow CAUSE TO GO DOWN THE THROAT INTO THE STOMACH it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later, the woman comes ...