ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A female researcher was writing her thesis about the effects of long army service and sexual function. In one of her first meetings with war veterans, some still serving, some honourably discharged libéré honorablement , she decides to pose a somewhat delicate question. "Can you please tell me, and don't be shy ne soyez pas timide , when was the last time you had intercourse relations sexuelles ?" Most of them mumbled marmonnèrent some embarrassed reply. Only one man, a general, stood tall and said "1956 ma'am m'dame ." The woman, taken back surprise by this answer said, " That long si longtemps ?!" "Yes ma'am." The woman felt terrible for the general, who was actually en réalité a good-looking gentleman and decided to break his long dry streak longue période sans relati...

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A man acquired a parrot perroquet that could already speak, having once belonged to a sailor marin with a vast vocabulary. However ceci dit , the man soon realised that the parrot mostly knew vulgar words. At first, he found it funny amusant , but it quickly became tiresome fatigant . When he had guests invités over, the bird’s crude language embarrassed him greatly. As soon as dès que the guests left, the man angrily en colère shouted at the parrot, “That language must stop!” But the bird responded with curses malédictions . He shook a secoué the bird and yelled again, “Don’t use those ugly words mots vulgaires !” Yet, the parrot cursed him l’a injurié again. Now furious, the man grabbed a saisi the parrot and threw it into the refrigerator. But the bird kept swearing jurant from inside. He opened the door, took it o...