ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A man came home after spending time with his mistress sa maîtresse / sa liaison amoureuse . As he walked through the front door, he noticed he smelled like her perfume. Feeling a wave of panic une vague de panique / un sentiment soudain d’inquiétude , he quickly hatched a plan échafauda un plan / inventa une idée rapide to divert suspicion. He decided to visit the nearby bar le bar du coin / le pub voisin , hoping whiskey would mask the scent of his illicit escapade. After a few drinks, he staggered tituba / rentra en vacillant back home, praying his wife wouldn’t catch on découvrir / se rendre compte . However cependant / pourtant , his wife was no fool. She met him at the door, took a deep breath une grande inspiration / respira profondément , an...

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. When George stepped into his backyard jardin arrière , he was stunned to see a gorilla perched in one of his trees. He rushed inside and called animal control. Twenty minutes later, an officer shows up arrive and sees it’s true. He thinks for a while pendant un moment , then goes to his truck and comes back with a baseball bat, a German Shepherd, a pair of handcuffs menottes , and a shotgun fusil de chasse . The officer says, “Right, here’s the plan. I’ll climb up there and knock him out of the tree le faire tomber de l’arbre .” George asks, “Okay… but then what?” The officer says, “When he lands, Brutus here is gonna go for va s’en prendre à his testicles.” “Right… but then what?” asks George again. The officer replies, “When he covers them with his hands, you slap on these ...