ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes Passez la souris ou touchez les mots soulignés pour voir la traduction. Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor CARBURATEUR .” Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.” Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” Husband: “You don’t even MÊME know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out J’IRAI VÉRIFIER . Where’s the car?” Wife: “In the pool PISCINE .” Vocabulary Carburettor: a device in a petrol engine that mixes air and fuel. Check it out: to examine or investigate something. The mechanic inspected the carburettor CARBURATEUR . He said he would check it out VÉRIFIER immediately. Grammar The joke mainly uses present si...

Learn English With Jokes Passez la souris ou touchez les mots soulignés pour voir la traduction. A woman and her lover are in bed when she suddenly hears her husband’s car pulling into the garage QUI ENTRE DANS LE GARAGE . The unfaithful INFIDÈLE wife panics. “Quick! Hide!” she hisses SIFFLA-T-ELLE . The lover, completely naked NU , dashes into the bathroom SE PRÉCIPITE DANS LA SALLE DE BAINS while she frantically shoves his clothes FOURRA SES VÊTEMENTS under the bed. Just in time. The husband, not having seen his wife anywhere else in the house, walks into the bedroom and asks: “And what exactly are you doing lying here naked ALLONGÉE ICI TOUTE NUE on the bed?” “Darling,” she says sweetly, “I heard your car and thought I’d give you a surprise.” “Yeah, brilliant,” he replies. “I’ll just pop to the bathroom PASSER PAR LA SALLE DE BAINS and be right back.” Before she can stop hi...

Learn English With Jokes Passez la souris ou touchez les mots soulignés pour voir la traduction. A man got a flat tyre A CREVÉ SON PNEU on a deserted country road. He pulled over IL S’EST GARÉ and started changing it LE CHANGEAIT . Suddenly, another car screeched to a halt S’EST ARRÊTÉE PILE in front of him. The driver jumped out, grabbed A SAISI a 5-kg sledgehammer MASSE , and began smashing the windscreen À DÉFONCER LE PARE-BRISE . The man with the flat tyre yelled A HURLÉ , “ Are you insane TU ES FOU ?! What are you doing?!” The stranger swung again A FRAPPÉ DE NOUVEAU and said, “Relax. If you’re taking the wheels TU PRENDS LES ROUES , I’ll take the stereo JE PRENDRAI L’AUTORADIO .” Vocabulary Sledgehammer: a large, heavy hammer with a long handle used for powerful blows. Screech to a halt: to stop suddenly with a loud, high-pitched braking sound. ...