ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. Two morons abrutis are watching regardent a video clip of Taylor Swift on MTV. The first one says, “ Do you think penses-tu Taylor is her real forename?” The other one thinks for a minute, then replies répond , “You’re asking me if I think Taylor is the real name of who qui ?” Vocabulary 🔍 moron: foolish person watch: look at something moving forename: given name He called them morons abrutis ...

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A man walks into a tiny, dim-lit faiblement éclairé coffee shop and sits at the counter comptoir . The barista serveur de café , a dead-pan impassible guy with a tattoo of a coffee bean on his forearm avant-bras , asks, “ What can I get you Que puis-je vous servir ?” The man sighs soupire , “I’m on a deadline date limite . I need something that’ll wake me up, keep me focused, and maybe… give me a glimpse un aperçu of the future.” The barista nods acquiesce , pulls out an espresso, and says, “One double-shot double espresso , extra-hot, with a side of accompagné de prophecy, coming right up.” He slides the cup across, and the man takes a sip une gorgée . Suddenly, his eyes widen s’écarquillent . “Whoa! I just saw… I saw myself winning the sweepstakes loterie !” he exclaims. The barista raises an eyebrow lève un sourcil . “Cool. That’ll be ...