ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A couple showed up sont arrivés at a fancy dress ball bal costumé , with the man giving the girl a piggyback ride un tour sur le dos . The man's face was painted green and he had a red mask over his eyes. “ So what have you come as Alors, en quoi es-tu déguisé ?” asked the host hôte . “I'm one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” said the man. “ And what about her Et elle, alors ?” asked the host, pointing to the girl. “ That's Michelle C'est Michelle ↔ C'est ma carapace !” Vocabulary fancy dress ball: costume party a piggyback ride: carrying someone on your back host: the organiser of an event Michelle: sounds like 'My shell' They showed up sont arrivés late to the fancy dress ball bal costumé . He gave her ...

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. The nicely dressed salesman VENDEUR stopped a man on the street and asked, “ Would you like to AIMERIEZ-VOUS buy a toothbrush BROSSE À DENTS for twenty-five euros, Sir?” Horrified, the passer-by PASSANT said, “ I don’t think so JE NE PENSE PAS . Are you joking? That’s plain robbery C’EST DU VOL PUR ET SIMPLE !” The salesman seemed LE VENDEUR SEMBLAIT a little hurt BLESSÉ . “Well, what do you say to QUE DITES-VOUS DE | QUE DIRIEZ-VOUS DE a home-made brownie for a euro? For one euro?” This seemed fair to the passer-by, who gave a euro to the salesman. Unwrapping DÉBALLER the brownie, he took a bite IL PRIT UNE BOUCHÉE . Then suddenly spat CRACHA out the mouthful BOUCHÉE . “This brownie tastes A LE GOÛT like shit!” he snarled GROGNA | RUGIT . “Well, it is ÇA L’EST | EN EFFET ,” replied the salesman. ...

Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A man walked into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich une autruche adulte behind him. As he sat down, the waitress serveuse came over and asked for their orders commandes . The man said, "I'll have a hamburger, fries frites and a coke." Then he turned to the ostrich and asked, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," said the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returned with the order saying, " That will be cela fera $6.40 please." So the man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich came again and repeated the same routine. Late one evening, the two entered again. "The usual?"...