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30 March 2026

donating blood

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I tried donating blood… Never again!

Too many dumbIDIOTES questions!

Whose blood is it?À QUI EST CE SANG ?

Where did you get it from?OÙ L’AS-TU PRIS ?

Why is it in a bucket?POURQUOI EST-IL DANS UN SEAU ?


Vocabulary
Blood: the red liquid that circulates in the body.
Dumb: stupid or foolish.
The donor heard too many dumbIDIOTES questions about his bloodSANG.
They asked why it was in a bucketSEAU.
Grammar
The joke uses past simple to narrate a completed past action and past perfect for actions completed before another past moment.
Past simple: I tried donating blood.
Past perfect: They asked where I had got it from.
Synonyms & Alternatives
Dumb: stupid, silly.
Bucket: pail.
Mini Dialogue
Doctor: I examined the wound and asked where he had gotL’AVAIT EU that cut from!
Patient: Why is there so much bloodSANG on the floor?
Nurse: Whose blood is it?À QUI EST CE SANG ?
Patient (shocked): Why is it in a bucket?SEAU ?


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